Sliderhand

Deep in a hole in the ground, far beneath the twice-burnt glade, under a mountain of medium size, we found a rough little box. On its lid were the words “BEWARE THE SLIDERHAND.”

Before chucking the box and its contents into a river, we extracted a few tracks from a worn reel of tape (the rest of its contents were unmentionable and old) and are now entrusting them to you.